Put your dog to sleep

I love people who feel that the best place to have a phone conversation is inside of a restroom.

And by love I mean *hate*.

There are maybe 37 different places I could come up with at the top of my head that are normal locations for a private conversation. Standing next to the sink is not one of em. I don't want to hear about your dog puking all over your couch over the weekend while I'm trying to use the restroom. I shouldn't have to say, "excuse me" in order to get to the hand dryer because you are blocking it. The men's stall next to my office is pretty loud when you flush. I flushed four times. I hope he took that as a sign. Get the fuck out of the restroom.

Got a little Captain in You?

Most people see the picture below of Bristol Palin and think, "Are there any morals left in today's youth?"

When I see the picture I think, "Damn...Alaskan girls know how to get down!"

Just kidding. Apparently, Bristol was 16 at the time the picture above was taken. Sixteen-year olds shouldn't be drinking booze. It could lead to an addiction, health risks and impaired judgement such as having unprotected sex with a boyfriend that doesn't want kids.  

Oops! That happened. DAMN you, Captain Morgan and your delicious rum!!

 

People make mistakes and they wont stop anytime soon. I've made about 1,234 of em. I'm not bashing on Bristol. I just wish this stuff would stay out of the media spotlight and have them focus on real issues and none of this performative bullshit.

Quote of the week: "When [Palin] got a phone call at three in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten into the garbage can"

- Bill Maher

I'll end this post with some eye candy for the Sarah Palin fans: VILF  

Sorry to the non-lesbian ladies!