I'm sick at work and annoyed as usual.

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1. STOP! Grammar time!



2. Oh snap! You can circle yes or no via email? Is this a new feature I didn't know about?

One more email:





Fuck yeah, cap locks! We made a truce: I'll practice the word respect if she promises to stop butchering the English language. → 4 Comments                                         

Have I said how much I love my job?

I love it.

Do you believe me?

I'll leave an email with you guys this morning.

Enjoy.



<3 this place. → 3 Comments                                         

I'm annoyed today. Only today? Yeah shut up.

I was going to write about Sneaker Pimps 2009 / Miami - which was a success. But instead I'm going to tell you about Captain Obvious and her crew of lackeys.

I work in the area of procurement. If you've been paying attention to my last few post you would see that I'm in charge of handling the pay on foot station that is located in our parking garage.

Fun!

The busiest days in the garage are Mondays and Tuesdays. It can be pretty hectic at times. Captain Obvious is the garage supervisor...I guess. If that's what you call supervising...then cool. I'll just refer to her as CO.

CO - Remember, today is Monday. Make sure everything is set.

Hmm...today is Monday? Thank goodness you reminded me, I thought Tuesday came after Sunday. I was so confused! Where would I be without you?

Usually I don't pay her any mind, I just ignore her and move along. But today is different. I think today was a surprise national holiday for idiots. And a big ceremony was held at my job location.

So today I don't see CO for most of the morning :)

But she catches me right after lunch and says this:

Captain Obvious - It's raining outside, I don't think a lot of people will be coming into the garage.
Me - Oh really?
Captain Obvious - Yes, it's weird because it's Monday. And Monday is our busiest day.
Me - Oh yeah?
Captain Obvious - Yeah.
She is sharp.

One of her lackeys also takes it upon herself to remind me every week that it is indeed Monday. I usually give out janitorial supplies to this woman once a week. When? Monday! SO today she sees me and says:

Lackey - Hey Radames, it's Monday...time for supplies.
Me - It's Monday?
Lackey - Yes.
Me - sigh.

If one more person tells me it's Monday...I will kill you on a random Monday. → 6 Comments                                         

You know when the driver ahead of you is backing up and you visualize them hitting you before it happens? That happened to me this morning. It wasn't a big deal, there wasn't any damage done to my car but I turned it into a big deal anyway. I'm not a happy camper in the morning, sorry old man!

I never understood why some Argentinians speak as if they have a lisp. I don't get why there isn't a story behind it. Any who, Castilian spanish is annoying.

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Another coworker happened to misspell my name in an email that clearly shows the correct spelling of my name.

I love my coworkers. → 2 Comments                                         

So...

I went to the Mall during my lunch break. You know when you're walking towards the cashier and CLEARLY you're out in front of everyone else? CLEARLY you are next. Apparently it wasnt so clear to this elderly woman that cut me off. Not only did she cut me off, she gave me one of these looks:



OK I lied.

But she did give me a dirty look. It totally threw me off. What the fuck did I do, lady? I'm sorry I got to the line before you with nothing but a shirt in hand WHILE you had an entire shopping cart filled with crap.

I understand if we both got there kind of at the same time and we look at each other and have a quick laugh about it. I would have let the old geezer go ahead of me. I don't have a problem with elderly folks...but this old timer sucks. I hope you lose at Bingo for the rest of your life. That sounds harsh. OK maybe not for the rest of your life but for the next month! → 2 Comments