9.26.2007

Oh now you know us!?

More and more guys are apparently, 'suckers for love'. --Which is not such a bad thing. But it sucks when it's your friends. My friend count is dropping like flies. I'm not an idiotic macho that says BROS BEFORE HOES but damn! We're the one's whose going to be there for you if something goes wrong in your relationship. We'll be there for you....will she? How long you've known her? How long you've known us? Oh you remember us now? Oh she dumped you? OH NOW YOU KNOW US, HUH?

Damn...excuse my vulgarness (did I create a new word?) but I guess some guys don't know how to act when they get pussy?

I feel like my good friend FC and I are the only guys left in Miami that understands that there's plenty of fish in the sea. I'm not a pimp by a long shot but I know I could get a female if I wanted to...I don't see a shot clock in the sky that's warning me that I better stay with the first female that can stand to be in a room with me for more than 10 minutes. I'm not a dog that sleeps around with multiple women because there's plenty to go around. If I know the relationship is not working out...I end it. I'm not going to adjust my lifestyle in a form of ignoring my friends just to make our relationship 'work'.

I don't understand how someone could throw away friendship (with multiple people) over a female. And if a female stands by that...she's selfish. Don't get me wrong, I don't call my friends every 5 seconds in a day wondering what they're doing, no. I understand if a person is in a relationship but don't ignore your friends. If so, we'll do the same when you come back with your hand out asking for some dap (hand shake).

But hey...I guess maybe these guys don't have confidence in themselves? I wish I knew why...

9.19.2007

WHY?

Why do you tYpE DiS wAy?

Do you think it's cool?

Do you think ending words with ing's is not cool?

The human gene pool could use a little more chlorine I see.

Are you 10?

Are you retarded?

Are you craving for some attention?

You're in an institute of higher learning...act like it.

I'm all for the 'idk', 'omg', 'wtf', 'lol'. But I draw the line when yOu TyPe lIk dIs aLl dA fUkiN tImE.

Good luck in life ; )

-Yawn-

The Hills Have Eyes? Texas Chainsaw Massacre? No.

If you want to see a good horror movie, go out and find yourself 'Cannibal Holocaust'.

If they were to remake it with awesome special effects and better cameras then it would be classic.

If you watch it, let me know what you think ; )

9.18.2007

Does anyone care?

www.freethejenasix.com

I'm surprised people aren’t talking about this. Do you know what the saddest part is? Most people didn't hear about this due to Paris being released from the slammer around the time this happened. Why can't the news channels just leave that stuff to Access Hollywood or Extra?

Some Southern states need to get re-educated on the substance of race.

9.17.2007

When trying to be cool goes wrong

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20764780/

smh.

Signs that the world is coming to an end

HIP HOP

NOT HIP HOP

YOUUUUUUUUU! Soulja Boy lies #1 atop of the billboard hot 100 charts. I’m not surprised, disgusted, but not surprised. White kids name Billy O’ Shea and black girls name Boomshika Jones are the ones who makes Black Face-of-the-new-millennium popular.

Would you like to contribute to the demise of hip hop? Yes!? Ok! Here’s what you do:
-Get a catchy snappy beat.
-Make up a ghey dance that correlates with the song.
-Throw a bunch of simple words together that rhymes (if they don’t rhyme then try to twist the word around so it sounds like it rhymes).
-Get some type of accessory such as sun-glasses as your trademark.

There you have it! You too could be at the top of the charts with these simple steps! There’s a catch though, kiss your dignity good bye.

I wouldn’t necessarily take this seriously but a certain part of society thinks this is hip hop! I was flipping through CNN and I saw a youtube video of someone doing the ‘Superman’ dance. The reporter said, “Hip hop artist Soulja boy”--------NO! I googled CNN to see if I can find a contact number so I could call live and explain what is Hip hop/not but I was unsuccessful.

Prepare yourselves my fellow hip hop heads, we have entered into the age of ringtone sales.

I’ll leave you all with a funny quote, “it’s a shame what the game has come to”. That came out of the mouth of Jadakiss. But then again…wtf you doing on the ‘A Bay Bay remix’ you contradicting bafoon?

= /

9.13.2007

Who's your favorite Roman Emperor?

So how about it? Constantine? Caligula? Trajan?

Explain why ; )

FYI, I asked for your 'favorite' not the 'best'.

9.09.2007

Let's suppose...

Hypothetically speaking, if the government were to issue an IQ test and kill the bottom 10 percent…would you live?

9.07.2007

I speak not of quantity, but quality.

As I sit on my couch watching the Saints vs. Colt, I wonder...what is a fully developed human being supposed to be capable of?

9.06.2007

Suicide?

Watching Law and Order: S.V.U. got me thinking…can one rationalize suicide?

I would've thought it would depend on the individual's situation. If you feel as if the bad is far outweighing the good in your life, then I think it should be your right to consider suicide. You should though consider others in your life, as most of us do not live in vacuums as hermits. I'm not saying this should keep you from suicide, but it is probably good if you at least talk to those you care about, so they will not feel such negative effects after your suicide.

I think the only time suicide is rational is if the person is terminally ill, if your lungs will slowly fill with fluid, if you're gasping to catch every breath, but it never comes, every breath will be petrifying, it will be slow, painful, torturous, then you should be allowed to die.

What do you think?

9.03.2007

I <3 Labor Day

We celebrate how we work our asses off by... not working.

God bless Americaaaa.

Click here, I lulz.



I'll keep posting random crap, stay tuned.

Que sera sera...

Happy Labor day