Lesson learned

I’ve come a long way since my playing in the dirt days when I was six years old. I’ve learned plenty of lessons throughout the years, some the hard way. Here are some that I learned the hard way:

-The talcum powder is not my bottle of milk
-Don’t stick aluminum foil into the microwave
-Don't prank call 911
-I am not superman, I cannot fly
-Drive like an old lady when it’s raining
-Electric gates lives up to their name
-Don’t make fun of Haitians in a predominately Haitian school
-Listen to your mother when she tells you she has a bad feeling
-Never trust a woman that says she’s on the pill
-Don't go to the hospital unless you have a major illness or bone fractures; it's gonna cost you
-Never hide in the trunk of a car & scare people at bus stops; the police don't have a sense of humor
-Never stand still when a group of angry people are running towards you
-Racism is still alive and kicking
-I’ll post more a little later during the day