Hey you! Yeah, you!
The one depriving me of some decent fucking air to breathe.
Into the ol', "self destruction" phase are we?
Do you like that your gums are brown? They're not brown yet? Stay tuned.
What happens when you turn 36 and get diagnosed with cancer? You begin to appreciate life from that point on?
Do you think smoking is cool?
Or wait...are you simply a sheep? The people you idolized growing up did it so gosh darn it! I will do it too! Fuck my heart!
Has your boyfriend/girlfriend rubbed off on you?
Now I gotta take my $85 shirt to the cleaners because of the disguising smell that was absorbed while at the pool hall.
I take second hand smoke as a form of assault...so I'll judo chop your ass next time you blow smoke in an area where it not allowed.
If you want to commit suicide so badly then I suggest jumping off a skyscraper, you'll achieve success quicker.
PS: It's not cute when you smell smoke in a woman's hair, vomit.
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no one else destroys me like i destroy me but i don't have brown gums loser...
$85 for one shirt is an awful lot don't you think and if you paid that much for one shirt you should be taking it to the cleaners in the first place you can't honestly go to a pool hall and leave smelling anything less than disgusting they just go together in an odd ball sorta way
I havent seen your gums yet so no comment lol.
my hair doesn't smell either & i know you sniffed my hair when i turned around lol
I would've if I wasn't 8 foot taller than you
Uh oh.
Cruz I hope this is a unisex rant because hey, even though it looks hella unsexy on femme fatales men aren't exempt from this backlashing either!
I hate when people attack women for bad habits! Grrr...
And just because a chick dates a total waste of oxygen and vacancy doesn't mean that the before mentioned bad habits were rubbed off on them by that individual and sometimes it's not based on a total lack of self-concern and just like anything else in Life, if you don't like it, change that dial.
You suc.
Ok.
This post is directed at men/women, hence the 'boyfriend/girlfriend' part.
Should I have been more direct with my ranting? If so, then let me make it better:
Fuck smokers, male/female/animals/w.e.
This isnt just a bad habit like picking your nose or biting your nails.
Smoking is bad for you, google it ; )
Hope I didn't offend anyone
=D
Also, if someone is blowing smoke in a place where it is not allowed...it's kind of hard for me to 'change the dial' ; )
You know you can be very mean sometimes?
That's your prerogative
As derogatory as it is.
I'm not the Defender of Cancer Sticks or anything but...hey.
Am I picking on babies? Am I wearing fur coats? Am I selling drugs?
I don't like it when smokers get up my area when the law says they're not suppose to. Yes, I mean. It's my MO, ask about me.
get up in my area*
For the record:
Inwardly, I agree 110% and would probably go about expressing it the same way and only come off as a smoker by defending it so vehemently so I'll let it go.
Kudos.
Hmm ...you're holding back. Why...
...Because I'm not so much against the bad habit as I am the person pointing it out...
...interesting
Wait.
I'm not so much defending the bad habit as I am offending the person pointing it out.
you haven't offended me to this day. You can keep trying if you'd like ; )
Nothing seems to be coming out right:
1. I think it's a major turn off when a woman does manly things.
2. Smoking is one of them. Their voice gets deeper and they reek of un-femininity.
3. Brownish gums + smoke scented hair = regurgitated vomit.
4. Yes, regurgitated, it's that bad.
5. This all applies to men as ell.
6. Smoking is a no-no.
Got it? Get it. Good.
The End :)
well*
And is $85 really too much for a short?
And what pool hall restricts smoking?
I can't see you judo chopping anyone, but kicking, yes, that I can see.
shirt!*
OMG! What is wrong with me today?
It's probably because someone ignored a very important text of mine yesterday. How convenient. Although I really shouldn't have taken advantage of one missed call and sent messages in the first place, they could have easily said stop instead of giving me the cold shoulder, but it's all good.
Ok. I'm done. ;)
bahhhhhhhh that's better! Welcome to the dark side.
It's not like I always buy $85 shirt...I was in a good mood that day.
Knighttime Billiards has a non-smoking environment.
Rememberrr that I have a metroooo, mmmk? Re-send, dammit.
Its not cute when a woman does that at all. vomit.
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